At least so far, the winner is:

Most Fund Managers Express Confidence in Market

And from the article itself:

Domestic stock markets will still be in the middle of a bull run next year, most fund managers said in a survey conducted by Securities Times newspaper.

Gee, you never would have expected them to have that opinion, would you? I guess the funny part is not that someone would actually spend the time to write that article, but that the Securities Times would do the survey in the first place.

Oh, wait. The advertisers, and probably most of the readers of that particular newspaper, are also invested (both figuratively and literally) in the market and want to hear the good news. OK, that makes sense.